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Just cuz I like the colors!

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Just cuz I like the colors!



bulletThings Rat Terriers need to remember...
bulletI will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear, when he's on the toilet.
bulletThe garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
bulletI do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
bulletIt is ok to leave my food in the dish while eating.
bulletI will not always stand where Mom is trying to walk.
bulletI don't have to eat my treats on the carpet.
bulletI will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
bulletI must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
bulletI do not run circles on the family room carpet with muddy paws.
bulletThe family hamster is not inviting me to play.
bulletMy bed is not on top of the freshly folded laundry or  the living room sofa.
bulletI will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
bulletI will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
bulletI will not throw up in the car.
bulletI will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
bulletI will not lick anyone's face after eating animal poop.
bullet"Kitty box crunchies" are not food.
bulletI will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.
bulletThe diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
bulletThe trash box is not for treasure hunts.
bulletI will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose under the covers.
bulletI will not chew Dad's toothbrush and not tell him.
bulletI will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I need to see the vet immediately.
bulletWhen in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
bulletWe do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
bulletAny leftovers on the dining room table are not necessarily mine.
bullet I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
bulletThe sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.
bulletMy head does not belong in the refrigerator.
bulletI will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.
bulletI will not eat the yellow snow.
bulletI will control the expulsion of gas when visitors arrive.

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