| You know the classic joke about how many ...?... does it take to change a
light bulb? Here's the doggie version: 
|
 Afghan : "Light bulb? What
lightbulb?"
|
 Golden Retriever: "The
sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us,why are you
worried about a burned out light bulb!!!"
|
 Border Collie: "Just
one? No problem and I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."
|
 Dachshund : " I can't
reach that stupid lamp!"
|
 Poodle:
"I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it."
|
 Rottweiler : "Make me!!"
|
 Lhasa
Apso: "Pleeeze Dahling, I have servants for that kind of thing!"
|
 Labrador
: " Oh me, me...Pleeeeeese let me change the light bulb !! CAN I...CAN
I.....HUH...HUH...Can I pleeese?
|
 Malamute:
"Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy."
|
 Cocker
Spaniel: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."
|
 Doberman:
"While its still dark, I'm going to nap on the couch."
|
 Mastiff :"Mastiffs are not afraid of the
dark."
|
 Beagle
: "Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb??"
|
 Cat
:"You need a light to see???!!!"
|
 Rat Terrier: "I'll start on the roof and dig my
way to it."
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